How do you decide who to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should also like it in way that while you are watching Cricket,she should prepare chips n pop-corns,
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with, ‘dats God’s way for those whos say ‘They Like Surprises’..
What is the right age to get married?
The Age when you are intellectually challenged..
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids..
Married people usually look happy to talk to other people..
All what they talk about is Super Market Sale..
They Love their ‘Neighbor’s more’
What do most people do on a date?
Lie .Lie & Lie…
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date
When is it okay to kiss someone?
Yes, when d kiss is in BMW..
Is it better to be single of married?
It is better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
How would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a Bullock-Cart.
Tell your husband: ‘You have the biggest one’ though by that u meant is his ‘Tummy’
Why lovers often hold hands?
They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them.
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