As a child I was always attracted to Super-Heroes, sure they did look extremely silly wearing the underwear on top but it didn’t matter! As I grew older (not mature) I figured out that Super Heroes are as real as Koena Mitra’s stats.
But a recent bit of news renewed my faith. A model by the name of Reema Sharma stood up against the hike in Auto Fares! She is my new super-hero. Especially because she went from bare minimum to bare-naked to protest against them.
What better way to show your protest than by shedding your clothes and writing on your bare back with a red marker, at least that’s one way you can have men’s undivided attention.
The irony of the fact is that this girl never uses public transport, she doesn’t have a clue and I’m guessing neither does her driver. Unlucky for her, the driver took a day off and she had to manage her way like us normal people do…
So she opted for an Auto…
Now I’m not known for being smart, but even I have enough sense to realize that when I have protested against someone with nude pics, the last thing I want to do is actually ask for their help.
Reema Sharma, who’s not the brightest crayon in the box, flagged an auto, none stopped for some ‘odd reason’. Finally one came but he said that his meter was broken and she’d have to pay according to his tariff card. Suddenly the Gandhi in Sharma began to show, and she protested against this guy.
The dude is an auto driver, so obviously he’s a ‘Masters in Hindi & Bhojpuri Language Profanities’. And he was kind enough to share his extensive vocabulary with the “Super-Model”. Reema said that he had recognized her face from the pics that had been aired on some TV news shows and that is why this privilege was being extended towards her . Now I’m completely sure the last line was a bloody lie, No guy—and I mean No guy will look at the face of a nude photo let alone remember it (*winks)
Regardless of whatever Reema Sharma did, she only did it to help the common man, so I still like her.
I mean, who needs Superman’s X-ray vision when you have girls like these hanging around? (*winks violently enough to give Baba Ramdev a run for his money)
But I wish if only she keeps using her super powers for somethings that are more important right now, like “Stand against Corruption” or “Wear a helmet”. Even “Use hand sanitizers after peeing in public” would have done. it was enjoyable the first hundred times I had seen it. Now everyone is as bored of you as they are of that KRK dude. We’d rather watch Sanjay Dutt dancing in a revealing pink top and a schoolgirl skirt than you, at least that would be some amount of entertainment.
‘Kismat Paisa Love Dilli’ has no luck, no money, no love, and has embarrassed ‘Dilli’ so much that all the illegal immigrants have decided to shift away instantly. Vivek and Malika, let’s hope this is your last recycle. My LED screen isn’t strong enough to withstand another hit with a hockey stick in case you decide to make more songs.
Please!
Source - Jammag