Things we can BAN!
Since our country is at an all time high of banning everything that moves nowadays, I figured why not add a few more things to the list.
5) Akshay Kumar’s Grin: Every time Akshay grins it makes my God shake in his platinum plated golden throne. It is the word of my god to Ban his disturbingly crazy smile from this world!
4) Women Drivers: Everyone knows that, women shouldn’t be out of the kitchen. Hence women drivers should either be banned, or Maruti better start making Cars with stoves inside them.
3) Technology: This tech boom is the main reason why people have stopped worshipping the gods. We should ban all mobiles, laptops, computer, and internet! That way everyone will be miserable—just like us!
2) Songs: Bollywood Songs influence our generation the most. So remember that every time you play Chikni Chameli, your daughters will want to turn into prostitutes! To protect the dignity of women, we must ban all the songs from all the movies.Special songs like Halkat Jawani , chikni chameli,Honey Singh.
1) Ban all Indian Actress: These women who dress in skimpy clothes and strut around the screen give bad principles to the current generation! Our customs do not allow such behavior! We should BAN all the actress. If they compulsory have to show actress on screen, then the actress should always be dressed in clothes larger than a circus tent and should be inside a kitchen!
